We offer a different service: we may be a startup,
but you downloaded our app, didn’t you? Right.
So. We know the copy editor at this publishing house, and
we can get him, if need be, to change the spelling of a word
in the next book the recipient of your message will buy.
This affects the tone of the whole paragraph, of course.
Only a philistine who knows nothing of literature would deny it.
If that does not send a message, well, we cannot be responsible
for the company you keep, friend, now can we.