Category: Suriya Roberts-Grey

unless you take a picture of me doing it and tweet how amazing I am

Will be found on all the billboards “Call here to find out more 0845..

Is having your bus pass checked twice.

Eating children? Isn’t that sinister?

Don’t mumble more than you can handle being heard

Lent over closed barriers, Machine in my stomach first kiss

Will go like this

For the love of sandwiches Buy me a beer Without gluten or alcohol Or taste for that matter, I’m potato free! Or in fact anything

Where can I get hot food to finish writing poems? I think I need it

Have you ever lost your mind at a train station? Staring into tracks?

Say Hi!