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I’m not going to sign his birthday card
unless you take a picture of me doing it and tweet how amazing I am
unless you take a picture of me doing it and tweet how amazing I am
Will be found on all the billboards “Call here to find out more 0845..
Is having your bus pass checked twice.
Eating children? Isn’t that sinister?
Don’t mumble more than you can handle being heard
Lent over closed barriers, Machine in my stomach first kiss
Will go like this
For the love of sandwiches Buy me a beer Without gluten or alcohol Or taste for that matter, I’m potato free! Or in fact anything
Where can I get hot food to finish writing poems? I think I need it
Have you ever lost your mind at a train station? Staring into tracks?