The floorplan of Westminster Abbey
tattooed on the left shoulderblade.
A missing tooth, replaced with the head
of a lego pirate.
A small depression in the shinbone,
like a playdough thumbprint.
Ears filed to points and autographed
by Hugo Weaving.
Six claw marks down the left forearm,
six, count them, equidistant.
A second bellybutton, full of lint,
right below the first one.
Off-white yoghurt-textured pungent
sweat, from all your pores.