How to feel healthy

Fill a Coca-Cola bottle up

with water, and drink it.

 

Eat all parts of your apple,

including sticker and plastic bag.

 

Do buy a Mars bar and eat it

but wash it under the tap first.

 

Lift your phone to your ear 15 times a day.

Repeat on the other side.

 

Lose weight by cleaning your ears

and blowing your nose.

 

On your way to pub drinks,

 

get lost five times, go home.

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