Fill a Coca-Cola bottle up
with water, and drink it.
Eat all parts of your apple,
including sticker and plastic bag.
Do buy a Mars bar and eat it
but wash it under the tap first.
Lift your phone to your ear 15 times a day.
Repeat on the other side.
Lose weight by cleaning your ears
and blowing your nose.
On your way to pub drinks,
get lost five times, go home.