Garden Bonfires: The Rules

1)   Make it as big as possible

2)   Get everyone involved

3)   Check for hedgehogs

4)   Leaves leaves leaves!

5)   Only dry leaves

6)   Don’t use mum’s nice roses

7)   Don’t use the neighbor’s nice roses ether!

8)   Only dad gets to play with fire

9)   Don’t touch the fire

10) NO REALLY, IT WILL HURT.

11) Everyone gets marshmallows

12) Everyone gets sparklers

13) Everyone gets to be together

14) Now we really know what warmth means.